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Did you know that 'the transporter' and 'crank' are based on chapters 417-419 of my autobiography? Well, they are. When I was discussing casting for the lead role with the producers, I simply had to insist on Jason. I felt that he could bring a certain verisimilitude to the role that rodent actors are so rarely capable of. It was of course suggested that I take the lead role myself, however we decided against this as it would necessitate my shedding around 60lb of muscle, and with the Mr Universe competition fast approaching... well, i believe history will judge our decision kindly. In other news, first day of week 4, still shit at drawing. Looking on the bright side, at least I'm bad enough that getting better isn't enourmously difficult. Now, enjoy some Puscifer ;) ps. does anyone want a job? I need someone to stand behind me and shout "measure!", then whack me with a rolled up newspaper every 30s or so.